- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the 
  
   most comfortable piece of furniture in the 

   house.

- They can hear a package of food opening

         
    half a block away, but don't hear you when 

    you're in the same room.

- They can look dumb and lovable all at the

        
    same time.

- They growl when they are not happy. 

- When you want to play, they want to play.

- When you want to be alone, they want to

        
    play.

- They are great at begging.

- They will love you forever if you rub their

         
    tummies.

- They leave their toys everywhere.

- They do disgusting things with their mouths

    
    and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats.